Boy Friend

Psssst…yo what’s up shawty! I just wanna holla at you for a minute…

No need you ain’t even THOUGHT about being ready…

See it’s real simple
I’m looking for a boyfriend
You know that male friend
Who is more than a friend

But you
You not quite what I was looking for
You don’t even get this definition of friend

See algebra this ain’t
I’m looking for a boyfriend
Not a husband, a father or a cut buddy friend
But a boyfriend

You know the kind of friend that you can chill with
Get down with
Go out with
Be real with
And bug out with

You just don’t understand
I’m lookin for a boyfriend
And you just ain’t
That friend

See I need a boyfriend
Who is a man friend
Who can be my best friend
A ride or die loyal friend
Who just so happens to be of the male persuasion
Who spiritually we connect on a soul busom buddy
You my only friend
Type level

I’m looking for a boyfriend
Who makes me laugh when I’m crying
And sometimes I cry when he makes me laugh
Type of friend

And ahh look here son
You just not addin up to that friend
Who gets my emotions
And digs me emotionally
Who knows the moods
And can ride the swing

I’m lookin for a boyfriend
Who can converse in my conversation
And doesn’t conversate about things that are unreal
Because there is no such thing as conversate
And because there isn’t that type of conversing never happens
See he gets me and all the hyperbole

So listen here bruh
I get that you want to be down
And you willing to offer all that your
Mouth, mind, and miniscule parts can conjure up to offer me
But ahhh
Try again pahtna
Cause today…
Ain’t
the day for those type of
Boys trying to be friends